Man Card

Something that assholes think is revoked for doing something unmanly, but is actually taken away if you say douchey things like the word "man card"

Normal guy: I think High School Musical 2 was a pretty good movie.
Douche: Bro: I'm gonna have to take your man card away for that one!
Normal guy: Well, I'm gonna have to take away your man card for saying the word "man card"

by billwillbilly June 3, 2021

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disappoint-day card

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card

Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.

by Dcom001 May 23, 2011

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Little miss credit card fraud

A broke bitch who racked up 4k in credit card fraud

Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot

by Miss fenty ma November 1, 2022

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Shard Card

Payments made with Meth.

A tweakers preferred 'Meth'od of payment is the Shard Card

by Ti'Era August 26, 2021

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Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023

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