cake sniffing

The way to determine the life expectancy of a used urinal cake

"Hey, wanna go cake sniffing and let me know how long till they are spent"

cake sniffing by IPeeFreely June 22, 2008

Cake 

slang term for one who is very sweet or romantic; describing one who sends sweet texts, posts pictures kissing with their boyfriend/girlfriend, etc.
Caking is the verb...when one cakes, they are caking.

cakin' ass, caking

When you get a text: "Baby, I miss you" and you smile and can't stop cheesing.

Girlfriend: "Oh Bobby is so sweet, he got me flowers and chocolates and a ring for our anniversary. Omg I love him so much...I can't live without him...he always has me smiling...he told me he loves me."
Friend: "You guys are such cakes!"

When you're at a party and you spend the whole night texting that special someone ;)

Cake by chicagochick455 January 13, 2011

Strawberry Short Cake 

While face fucking your drunken slut girlfriend, you pull your wang out of her mouth, cum directly in her face, and proceed to punch her in the nose, thus giving the effect of a strawberry short cake.

Strawberry Short Cake was my favorite growing up.

Strawberry Short Cake by Graham Spainer May 4, 2003

Cakesism

The Art of Cakesism is not merely a theory. It is a way of life. To be cakesist, you must feel cakesist. It derives back to the days of Calzones and Mahonies. The brain of a mahoney, and the mass consumption of calzones sparked the ignition of the era of cakesism.
But theres more to it. Cakesism is a system of beliefs, morales, and virtues which have transcended and altered the 21st century as we know it. Cakesism paved the way for future concepts and theories, and will be forever remember with such other great theories such as; Jingoism, Marxism, Buhdism, Fascism, and of course Communism.

"Hello good Sir, do you like my new $68.96 Diesel Hat?"

"I Do not, now go and swallow a knife.... good day sir!"

Notice how the user of Cakesism prevails.

Cakesism by M Will July 20, 2008

Cake Buddy 

A cake buddy is someone who comes over to your house a 12am to eat cake with you. The best cake buddy in the world is mariana

"you're my cake buddy right"
"of course"
"yay i'll be over tonight"

Cake Buddy by puff daddy williams May 17, 2013

lotion cake 

a piece of ham on top of a cracker smothered in a layer of lotion. good for the soul

" hey can i have one of dem lotion cakez?"
"notta day all out."
"fuck you"
"bye"

lotion cake by alyssa n jaylene March 24, 2008

Soggy Jaffa Cake 

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.

"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."

Soggy Jaffa Cake by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008