Take a rain check

The state of mind 1 second before ejaculating on her in a standing position, when you really really have to go pee and still want to finish your job . Result is always uncertain.

I didn't really take a rain check and peed on her instead.

by bsadakhc June 19, 2019

Checking my eyelids for holes

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.

Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.

by Crash569 August 13, 2010

make like a check and bounce

lets get the heck out of here

Guy 1: School is so boring today.
Guy 2: Then lets make like a check and bounce!

by President Eisenhower December 09, 2009

Check Out The Bad Man

Someone who takes pride in the little things in life that they think is amazing but really is something small

Check out the bad man moving the mouse!

I moved my chair check out the bad man!

Check out the bad man walking along the road!

by Effing and Jeffing March 07, 2008

Brake check to v-tec

When ones tailgating you so close you can not see their headlights. You proceed to slam on your brakes then immediately punch the throttle entering v-tec.

Ole J was driving along an old kentuky road when out of nowhere "someone" proceeds to tailgate him. Ole J's first reaction was to brake check to v-tec this guy and leave him in his dust.

by NA&CH August 13, 2009

ACES II Ops Check

Slang for a pilot having to use the ejection seat on a modern U.S. military fighter jet. The brand name of the seat is ACES II. An "Ops Check" is short for an operational check.

I hope this jet is good because I don't want to have to do an ACES II ops check to get home.

by Sublingual September 28, 2009

rotten sea food check

To check if a vagina owner has fish smelling genitalia.

Ben: "I did a rotten sea food check last night it stank!"

Simon: "So did I! But mine didn't smell at all it smelt amazing..."

by SexyLukey22 June 28, 2014