The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!

"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."

by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024

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Burnout's breakfast

Two cigarettes and a can of Monster Energy

Joe didn't have time to eat before work so he had his usual burnout's breakfast

by ReachAround1994 December 23, 2023

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beefy bukkake breakfast

When a girl wakes up to numerous cocks blowing their boy batter all over her face giving her her morning protein shake

Marshy couldn't wait for beefy bukkake breakfast.

by RabbidWolf1 December 31, 2023

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When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.

Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.

by Studmuffin420 January 5, 2024

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The Amen Breakers

A group of amens that break your breaks known as the "The Amen Breakers"

The Amen Breakers: A group of amen breakers that break your amens

You: "Holy shit! The amen are breaking my amen!"
Amen Breaker #1: "kick kick snare kick snare"
Amen Breaker #2: "snare cymbal kick automation kick snare hihat"
Amen Breaker #3: "YEAH WO YEAH WO YEAH WO YEAH WO YEAH WO"
Amen Breaker #4: *fucking disconnects*
Amen Breaker #5: "Y ̼̙̍̈́E̴̛̗̖A̵͖̰̓A̵̼̓̔A ̢̘͆̾H ͇́ ̴̡̜͊W̵̻̪̄O ͔͝O ̨̥̇̎O ̼̖̇O ͓̏̚ Y ̼̙̍̈́E̴̛̗̖A̵͖̰̓A̵̼̓̔A ̢̘͆̾H ͇́ ̴̡̜͊W̵̻̪̄O ͔͝O ̨̥̇̎O ̼̖̇O ͓̏̚"
Amen Breaker #6: *plays dumbass sonic.exe music*

by theouterm February 9, 2024

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Hells coming to Breakfast

From a Clint Eastwood movie spoken by a native American his compadre. It means .... The shit gonna hit 🎯 the fan. Eastwood didn't fuck around!!! It means getting retribution... It means
JUSTICE! And these fuckin commie chinks say Budda say Oh ! do not seek revenge.. fore u must dig to graves... One for your enemy.. And one for You. BULLSHIT!!! Fuck China

Oh Shit! Hells coming to Breakfast

by Ryan Rhienbart February 24, 2024

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