bird on a pad

A woman who in bleeding from her ginny.(Vagina)
"hey babe, wanna kill all humans?"
"i cant I've got my period"
"oh great bird on a pad!"
by khelly May 20, 2008
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Bird-bath

When the man has previously had sex with a woman, specifically in her vagina (see back alley bird bath for anal), and then that same woman (or a different woman) cleans the man's genitals with their mouth; either right after sex or before next round of sex.
Man: My dick has your pussy juice on it, clean it up with a bird-bath!
by Coffeeandcannabis April 05, 2017
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gummy bird

When a woman fills her vagina with gummy bears and then squats over the face of her partner dropping them into his mouth like a mother bird.
Tyler wanted a snack first, so he asked me to gummy bird.
by ElleDiablo May 05, 2016
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show bird

Another word for THOT ( That hoe over there) or whore
me: That bitch is such a fuckin show bird
friend: i know right
by show bird October 27, 2015
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Tweety bird

A person who looks to tweet on Twitter.
She's a Tweety bird but I don't tweet so much.
by stylo2d January 11, 2016
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twirling the bird

smoking methamphetamines out of a glass pipe
dont loan any money to bob, he's been twirling the bird....
by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003
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Big Bird

Big Bird's are normally very weird, energetic, and never stop talking because of there big beaks. They normally have one group of friends they sit around the nest with, if anybody messes with the best he's the first to attack. Don't mess with big birds.
Ohhhh shit big birds coming
by sesame street gang May 22, 2014
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