Big Bird

Big Bird's are normally very weird, energetic, and never stop talking because of there big beaks. They normally have one group of friends they sit around the nest with, if anybody messes with the best he's the first to attack. Don't mess with big birds.

Ohhhh shit big birds coming

by sesame street gang May 22, 2014

bird on a pad

A woman who in bleeding from her ginny.(Vagina)

"hey babe, wanna kill all humans?"
"i cant I've got my period"
"oh great bird on a pad!"

by khelly May 20, 2008

Adam Bird

Adam bird is the greatest basketball player to ever step foot on thou court. His pure skill causes you to defecate in your draws. When big Adam Bird posts up, the look of him alone will send you into major depressionate constipation that can last for up to 8 boners long.

Although Adam 'Him' Bird has never been scored on, headband Guor is the only chance left.

"Yo is that him!!"
"Yeah bro thats Adam Bird"

by Smittys May 7, 2023

The baby bird

When a someone jerks a guy off while eyes closed, mouth open, head wiggling like a baby bird being fed receives the load from the ejaculation

I'll give him the baby bird; *mimes the movement" and then I'll be like Kakaw!

by K9K3M January 3, 2020

[joe-bird]

stabbing at a public event

I was so upset that she came to the party that I was ready to pull a joe-bird.

by Carson_daniels January 2, 2008

Tweety bird

A person who looks to tweet on Twitter.

She's a Tweety bird but I don't tweet so much.

by stylo2d April 21, 2016

Bird-bath

When the man has previously had sex with a woman, specifically in her vagina (see back alley bird bath for anal), and then that same woman (or a different woman) cleans the man's genitals with their mouth; either right after sex or before next round of sex.

Man: My dick has your pussy juice on it, clean it up with a bird-bath!

by Coffeeandcannabis April 5, 2017