A fat short amish person with a bowl cut who usually asks people to suck and lick his balls. It is a person who has no friends and the hockey team wants to beat him up. This person games too much and blarted his pants in the eigth grade.
"Hey did you hear about that amish kid Ben Gustavsen?"
"Yeah he is super obese and fat."
"I know, he got a food boner when he smelled the donuts at my house."
"Yeah he is super obese and fat."
"I know, he got a food boner when he smelled the donuts at my house."
by Buttcheecks123 November 26, 2011
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by benhater6969 March 5, 2020
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In Boyfriend's mind: "I should call the police!"
THE NEXT DAY:
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In Boyfriend's mind: "I should call the police!"
THE NEXT DAY:
Boyfriend's Buddy: "You shouldn't of called the cops, man! You were really pulling a Ben there."
by BanditoSlim October 8, 2011
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"What did you do?" "He was talking shit so I Ben Murphy'd him."
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His words flow smoothly into your ears and they will forever stay in your heart, he speaks nothing but the most beautiful words, weaving in and out of sentences. Being in his presence is like being with a God. You could be with him, be on the phone with him and not have him utter a single word, and you will still fall hopelessly and endlessly more in love with him as each second draws it's end. But each second with him, and knowing that such a charming and godly person exists is a second worth living.
His words flow smoothly into your ears and they will forever stay in your heart, he speaks nothing but the most beautiful words, weaving in and out of sentences. Being in his presence is like being with a God. You could be with him, be on the phone with him and not have him utter a single word, and you will still fall hopelessly and endlessly more in love with him as each second draws it's end. But each second with him, and knowing that such a charming and godly person exists is a second worth living.
by Myhandleonthings138 November 12, 2014
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by Hayden O'Neil February 17, 2022
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