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Batterfly

a common variation to a stroke in swimming in which both arms are raised out of the water and lifted forward together in the absolute staunchest way possible.
The Bat's masterful use of the batterfly allowed him to escape the campers and continue the greatest camp tradition of all time.
by windsorcrew June 23, 2018
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Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin
Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(
by Ladymae March 3, 2018
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battery game

A game played with two or more people in which you take a small to medium sized industrial or car battery, and in increments starting typically at 1 inch high, drop it on your penis. Once each player has dropped the battery on their penis from 1 inch, the height is increased to 2 inches and so on. Players may opt out at any time, the last man standing is the winner.
Hey Andy, do you want to play the battery game with Scott and me? Losers buy lunch!
by justthetip810 September 27, 2018
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Batten Hell

A failure by the media to bully and use constant misdirection and lies to defeat a truthful politician.

See BBC for examples
The BBC reporter tried but didn't have a batten hell's chance of defeating the UKIP leader
by amojak October 15, 2018
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Barty

Little snake cunt with no fucking tongue who enjoys dogging his mates out.
Fuckn barty the cunt snitched on me again
barty's mums a milf

you're a barty lover
by Urdadsfuckingclit October 16, 2018
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battery

a smol object that runs on electricity that sacrifices its battery life to power yuor shet
it has a short life and drinks iJuice to replenish is energy
my battery died in 20 mins
by UKball January 5, 2019
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Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.
"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol
by Mradhd February 8, 2019
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