bar sack

1) The sack that you get in a bar after pasisng out from too musch alcohol.

2) The act of t-bagging somebody at a bar who has passed out after drining too much.

1) Did you see josh last night? He passed out after 63 beers and then I bar sacked him.

2) Hey!! Look at that guy passed out over there. Let's go bar sack him.

by Cracker June 9, 2005

bend a bar

1: Take a wank
2: Take a piss

B with u in a min I'm just bendin a bar.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Vagina bar

while your Bae is licking your vagina then you make him Cum and you eat it , then he sucks your nipples

I gave Logan a Vagina Bar last night after he gave me a Dick sandwich.

by SexyWeirdo September 23, 2016

Bar Taco

Noun.

1. A woman you find at frequenting the bar, pub or local hang out.

2. A female sexual interest/conquest obtained from the bar, pub or other alcoholic establishment.

Bar (reference to location) Taco (vagina)

"Hey, did you see that red-head over on the other end?" Yeah, she's definitely a nice piece bar taco"

"Dude, heard you brought home some bar taco last night!"

"I'm totally going out for some bar tacos tonight, who's with me?"

by glassraptor June 1, 2011

oh shit bars

The handlebars inside the car you grab when scary shit goes on.

AKA - What you grab when you drive with Brandie.

Brandie's gonna try to drift in her bug, grab your oh shit bars.

by Alley L October 16, 2008

Alaskan Klondike Bar

An Alaskan Klondike Bar is when you save up your Cum in a container over time, then freeze it to the shape of a klondike bar. Then when you take a Shit you roll it out with a pizza roller, then put it on the outside of the Cum to make it look like a klondike bar. Then you can choose to eat it or give it to someone.

Ryan was eager to try one of Travis's Alaskan Klondike Bars

by Virgin Stonecypher November 23, 2011

Myoplex Health Bars

Can you say, "poo?"

Probably not if you just ate this, you will be too busy vomiting your insides out.

Myoplex CarbSense: Lemon Cheesecake

by Anonymous October 13, 2003