bend a fresh biscuit

To slay a goose (ie take a poo)

Get patches out of here before he bends a fresh biscuit on the conveyor belt.

by Turtle and Dano-the-Mano October 14, 2004

butter your biscuits

After performing anal intercourse, ejaculating over the buttocks.

"I was riding her rump last night, and as soon as I came, I buttered her biscuits good"!

by 2slick2pretty July 25, 2003

Carpet Biscuits

A narrow excretion left on ones carpet

Yo Homeboy left me carpet biscuits this mornning.

by Jnailsrelly July 10, 2008

Chicken in a biscuit

The act of putting a chicken leg in a skank's vag with a yeast infection and then proceeding to eat it out.

Spanky : I can't believe Amber wanted to give me a chicken in a biscuit last night. Gross!

by biiitchtits August 01, 2016

Shoot the Biscuit

A game that involves a group of guys in a circle jerk around a biscuit. The last one to jizz onto the Biscuit is the loser and has to eat the biscuit.

Guy #1: I fucking hate Alberta cowboys.
Guy #2: Why
Guy #1: Those fucking faggots always play shoot the biscuit!

by Old_Spice February 16, 2014

Whisker Biscuit

Any Welsh bloke that has a thing for Jammy Dodgers and Doctor Who. A Whisker Biscuit will be your saving grace in a time of moldy biscuits or any such analogy.

"You're my Whisker Biscuit and you'll always be my Whisker Biscuit."

by The Devil's ex January 27, 2018

biscuit busta

A biscuit busta is a person, normally fat, and eats a lot.

Tom is a freaking biscuit busta tonight!

by forrrrrrr surrrrrrrrre February 19, 2008