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April 22nd

This is the day all gingers were born. If your friends are ginger let them know!
Eg: today is April 22nd I’m gonna slap my leprechaun friends
by Orlastrainsmells September 12, 2021
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april 7th

people born on april 7th are either the worst people you could ever meet or the best. they will be a good friend and also steal your boyfriend
c- when’s your birthday?
a- april 7th
c- oh gosh
by cheyzz October 1, 2021
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April 18

Literally the baddest bitches in the world like they do no give one fuck about anything they just enjoy the life.
Person: is your birthday April 18th?
Me:yes, why?
Person: no wonder ur so bad and hot
by Ur my joe mama July 7, 2021
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April 15

A day full of love and light.The most amazing and most precious people are born on April 15.A day you have found your forever lover to be born that day you will take a day off for him and only lucky people are born that day,and if you are an Aries you will definitely fall in love with a Leo born in august 19.You guys will have so much in common and if you guys start talking you will fill like damn..where have you been my whole life .You will fill like getting married at that instant spot and forget about everything in past.They say this that you find your soulmate in a very hard way but I guess April 15 would be the day you will find your soulmate like the writer for this definition has found ,you will feel like there is so many obstacles but trust me you guys will click like no other.Mostly,Trust The Process of the formation of love.🤍🖤

-by radiation effect
A day full of love and light.The most amazing and most precious people are born on April 15.A day you have found your forever lover to be born that day you will take a day off for him and only lucky people are born that day,and if you are an Aries you will definitely fall in love with a Leo born in august 19.You guys will have so much in common and if you guys start talking you will fill like damn..where have you been my whole life .You will fill like getting married at that instant spot and forget about everything in past.They say this that you find your soulmate in a very hard way but I guess April 15 would be the day you will find your soulmate like the writer for this definition has found ,you will feel like there is so many obstacles but trust me you guys will click like no other.Mostly,Trust The Process of the formation of love.🤍🖤

-by radiation effect

A date to always remember
by -truly his and his forever🖤 January 26, 2023
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April 24th

April 24th, A.K.A. “international rape day”.
some chronically online people made it up

honestly gross
person 1: “RAAHHHH ITS APRIL 24TH LETS GOOO”
person 2: “whats that?”
person 1: “international rape day
person 2: “who tf even are u and why is that a thing?” *shoots with very real shot gun* “RAAAHHHHHH”
by cumprincess February 5, 2023
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April 24

Kill a stupid immature boy who follows into other little boys footsteps about rape! and those disgusting old pedophile men! they dont deserve to be alive! chop their dicks off!!
"Wanna hangout tmr? it'll be April 24th." - stupid little boy
"nope!" - smart women
then you take a knife and chop his dick off just like that girl who was raped in that one crime documentary! she threw his dick in grass.
by TTTTTTTTT45 February 14, 2023
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April Baby

A person who is cursed with considerable clumsiness, accident prone, usually a condition diagnosed due to being born in the 4th month of the year. April.

Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:

In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:

'A very strange moment'
1. Bloody hell Will just spilt his beer on kats phone again

Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May

2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise

Yeah I know I walked into a table

3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!

Did I?

Yes...look!

Bugger me...I did!

Il help you clean it up if you like?

Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit
by eye_can_see_you August 17, 2017
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