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Diet Zombie

Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.
I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!
by Kanna-Chan May 29, 2015
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Zombie apocalypse

Brainzzzz zis iz nawt a zombie writing zis, zombie apocalypses are ze bezt zing zat cood happen 2 earth, becuz of all of ze deliciouz brainz
It's a zombie apocalypse!!! Yay!!!!!
by Not zombie February 7, 2024
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Franchise Zombie

A series that continues long after it should have ended, often losing quality and storyline over time.
"The story went from A Yorkshire man finding out he is the heir of the Multiverse in the first one to him losing his spaceship keys in Neptune, talk about a Franchise Zombie"
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024
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maud zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.
P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
by TalkerBettyCrocker February 9, 2014
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Zombie

A coffee addict that can’t function without caffeine and looks like a zombie without it.
You know what just spend all your money on coffee you zombie.
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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Alpha Zombie Blumpkin

A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later
Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
by FroggerTheRIbbit October 19, 2025
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Zombie-ised

To be transformed as one with the Zombie
The art of failing to function in any way shape or form other than that of a sleeping Zombie
The mobile phone staring zombie
" Hey look at that Zombie-ised Moron walking through the sharp and somewhat pointy traffic staring at their mobile phone!"
by Suburbanvoodoo December 8, 2012
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