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oil the pipes

translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.
I've got to oil the pipes before I head out drinking!
by sean_amadon July 9, 2010
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Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey
Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
by Omencaptains June 13, 2024
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Bush pipe

A typical pipe used to smoke tobacco or green substance.
by Hairychawsack October 21, 2025
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Buggy pipe me

Buggy pipe me basically means come and sexually touch me and have sexual contact.
A. Aaron buggy piped me today.
B. Aw lucky I wish I had someone buggy pipe me
by yungcripping28 November 21, 2021
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Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !
by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017
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Pipe slut

A sexy bearded plumber named Morgan who loves to lay his pipe in the day and pipe at night. It’s a Dirty job but someone’s gotta do it!!!
What do you do for a living? I’m a pipe slut. It’s a hobby and a job.
by SinAmynBear December 23, 2021
mugGet the Pipe slutmug.

Pipe Lady

Noun: bawd (archaic) brass (slang) call girl, Turner to the core, Annette-on-roids, just like Damian, cocotte, courtesan, female Tin Man, fallen woman, fille de joie, harlot, hooker (U.S. slang) hustler (U.S. & Canad. slang) loose woman, moll (slang) pro (slang) scrubber (Brit. & Austral. slang) streetwalker, strumpet, tart (informal) trollop, white slave, whore, working girl (facetious slang)

Verb: cheapen, debase, degrade, demean, devalue, misapply, pervert, profane

(Adj-N) :

A person, who is characterised by being a fiendish sneak, malevolent to the bone, fully willing to forego all others for the delights brought to her by her dark master, Doctor Murdah. Such person will stop at nothing to get her soul quenched by the taste of crystallised amphetamines on her dry, misery expunging lips. Not house, nor home, nor family or children matter when the pipe lady is hungry.

Noun: to offer (a person, esp. oneself, or a person's talent) for unworthy purposes in exchange for some of what Daddy Doctor Murdah has been cooking.
1. Damn, Grundy! You are such a Pipe Lady these days. Have some sleep because you are going crazy again.

2. Hey shitty, does the Pipe Lady want a Pipe?
3. Hey look everyone! The Pipe Lady next door is screaming and hitting her kids again.

4. If you don’t sort yourself out, you’ll be dead in a couple of years. You don’t want to become a pipe lady like Kelley.
by Boomboomman2608 September 21, 2021
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