troll moment

When someone experiences the attitude of a troll, normally when commenting on facebook or youtube and using words that trolls would use such as gay, fag, retard, sexist or racist comments, shit about celebrities or even conspiracy theories about the government and 9/11.

the other day i commented on a justin bieber music video saying: "He's such a retarded fag who likes to suck nigger dicks all day and i bet he was the one responsible for 9/11."
it was such a troll moment!

by johnvogerconartistextrodinaire December 12, 2010

Wakeup Moment

When the situation you are currently in is so awful that you hit rock bottom, and have a sudden moment of realisation that things can't go on this way, a sort of last straw moment when you realise you need to change something as things can't possibly stay this bad.

Dude, that's a Wakeup Moment right there.

by Wakeupmomentfromhell September 10, 2010

monday moment

A moment of dis organization or confusion, perhaps caused by being hungover from the weekend, or just generally frazzled from the first day in a work week. Occurs on Mondays at the office when a general lapse in facade is made, during a period (at work) when your supposed to be professional.

I can't believe it! I completely dropped the ball and forgot to send RSVP for that meeting! I completely screwed up that whole project as a result. I hate these monday moments I have. Thank god tomorrow's tuesday.

by The Immaculate Geisbrecht July 20, 2010

Dammit Moment

A moment by which you just realized you forgot something.

Dammit I forgot to use that coupon for a million dollars off! Dammit moment.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

Facebook Moment

An event in which somebody nearby had a camera phone, captured a unique and most often embarrassing moment and then promptly uploaded it to their Facebook profile.

Example: Your best friend passed out at a party, so everyone decided to draw pictures on his face and wrap him in saran wrap. Being the good friend that you are, you captured that Facebook Moment by snapping a photo of him on your camera phone and then posted it on your Facebook profile long before your friend woke up.

by figmooh May 22, 2010

James Moment

A situation in which a person will say or dosomething not meant to be heard/seen by others. However, during said moment, a person not meant to have heard/seen (i.e. a teacher or someone of authority) will notice the action, usually by being within close proximity

Stupid Person's Definition:
A person says or does something stupid by a teacher

(James:)
Hey, Courtney, did you see what happened the other day? I took this rancid nasty jizzed-up condom and slapped Zack in the eye with it!

(Tonya:)
*ahem* ...teacher...

(James:)
Oh, darn! *slaps knee* I just had a bona-fide James Moment!

by xYamakunx May 4, 2009

Shaylee Moment

When you have an irrational feeling of annoyance with someone over something they have done or are doing.

Bro 1: Damn, I have that that kid is playing the barrier, he should stick to Alto.

Bro 2:Why do you have that bro?

Bro 1: IDK, I'm having a Shaylee moment.

by Shag-ragger October 29, 2018