Keara bear

Hotty with a swimmers body

Keara bear is hotter than all of you she is the mother lover if all thing beautiful and is an amazing singer

by Jihadists October 30, 2013

pizzly bear

It's kinda like a hamster, but its really fucking big, and it has massive tusks and giant ears, and its grey with leathery skin. Usually live in african savannahs. Is unmatched in the arts of Thai Quon Doe and Mortal Kombat. Matched in painting mountain and river scenes only by Bob Ross, from who they learn the joy of painting. One of the few creatures who can fend of a Brennan for more than 10 minutes.

That pizzly bear had a good run, before Brennan killed it with only his feet

by BlueBallsBrown July 4, 2015

Gaby Bear

Gaby Bear is the most beautiful girl you will ever put your eyes on. Gaby Bear has a boyfriend that Gaby Bear calls Timmy Bear and Timmy Bear really loves Gaby Bear. If Timmy Bear had to describe Gaby Bear, he would say that Gaby Bear is intelligent, beautiful, funny, playful, and just every guys dream girl. Gaby Bear tends to not believe Timmy Bear when he calls her beautiful, or so it seems. But Timmy Bear is persistent and wont give up. Gaby Bear doesnt know it but Timmy Bear is seriously starting to think that she COULD be the love of his life. Timmy Bear knows that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and start a beautiful family with her one day. If you ever get a Gaby Bear, dont ever let her go, Gaby Bear is the best thing to happen to Timmy Bear and you will understand when you find your Gaby Bear. Love you Gaby Bear <3

Timmy Bear: I am so lucky to be all yours and only yours.

Gaby Bear: I'm luckier.

Timmy Bear: Nope :*

Gaby Bear: Yeah :)

(Goes on forever but she usually wins)

by Timmy Bear <3 August 11, 2016

Shit-bear

A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door

Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago

by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016

boopey bear

the most intelligent and wonderful person to be around and is extremely loving and caring.

i talk to boopey bear all the time

by sup bru November 3, 2015

Bear Snatch

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.

I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.

by danglyballzjohn November 24, 2018

Kodak bear

A breed of far-northern bear who loves to be photographed.

Admonitions of "Don't feed the bears" should always be heeded, including with tourist-friendly species like the Kodak bear --- sociable as he is, he is still a wild animal and is therefore unpredictable; besides, sweets can make even a normally-docile bear hyper and aggressive, just as it can with humans and horses.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018