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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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Man hurdling

The act of leapfrogging another male or female and landing your penis in inside the females vagina finnishing in the doggystyle position.
Dude last night kyle and i were man hurdling the red head from the party
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man-whore

man, who sells him self like a jigalo...
alfredo is such a man-whore, he bangs every bitch he can get his hands on
by bgirl aero January 12, 2017
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gamer man

some who plays games at the highest level possible
by the come goblin December 5, 2021
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Spider-Man Delusions

Used to describe when one is so obsessed with the character Spider-Man, they believe they are they are him.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.
“My friend is so obsessed with Spider-Man! I think he has Spider-Man Delusions”
by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023
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Manny Mans

The best, most contagiously giddy person you can ever meet. He has a wide smile, brown eyes, typically long, wavy hair, braces, and he is very tall. He is charismatic and the life of the party at any place he goes. He is a big fan of video games, he's interesting, and a collector of insanely cool things. If you walk into Manny Mans' room, it'll be like walking into a museum. He is charming, but very loyal. He only has eyes for his lady. He is so gentle, yet so strong and could catch anyone's eyes in his presence. He is kind and protective and a lover of music. He enjoys picking up instruments as a hobby.
Anyone: I'll do whatever I can to be around Manny Mans.
Also anyone: Manny Mans makes me poop my pants!!
by vannyvanz May 17, 2022
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Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.
"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020
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