bollocks shit and fuck

The three best swear words.

Oliver: “my favourite swear words are bollocks shit and fuck!”

by leogauntlover69 March 18, 2022

fucking horny charlie

When you a shit so bad but you are also sooooooo horny that you shit in your sock, shove it up your ass and then use it as a sock again.

Bro... I really needed that fucking horny charlie earlier

by FNGAYMER69420 January 31, 2022

Throat-Fuck Thursday

Getting your throat pummeled the first Thursday of every month

What should we do today?
Well it is Throat-Fuck Thursday

by Gp6373 February 5, 2022

Go Fuck Yourself

Hello and welcome to my presentation to why you should go fuck yourself. Spoiler Alert, it's because you are a piece of shit that no one likes. But why are you shit? were you raised this way or, unfortunate circumstances to blame?, No, your just terrible. Still confused? of course you are, here's a pie chart that should straighten things up, here's a quick visual aid and I think this next slide really drives the point home, fuck you go fuck yourself. Now this graph is, really interesting. As you can see it shows the number of people that want you to go fuck yourself over time. Of note, this isn't 99% percent of the population. This isn't even 99.999% of the population. This is the 100% of the population, that's right, even you want you to go fuck yourself so what are you doing here? Go on go do it now, You may be asking, does all this hatred represent a weakness on my own part? Could it be that nobody deserves to hear the words "go fuck yourself" because every single human being on the planet is a worthwhile and a valuable member of society? No!, go fuck yourself. In conclusion, i want you to know that i don't really mean anything I'm saying here. I think you're a good person and ultimately i don't want you to go fuck yourself. Just kidding haha, go fuck yourself. Thank you.

Go Fuck yourself.

by pp man he likes big cock October 14, 2021

A bitch that's poor as fuck

It's just a Bitch that's poor as fuck.

A bitch that's poor as fuck is like a nerd who gets bullied every second.

by Milshake Froggii August 3, 2021

a big fuck up

You

Person 1: your a big fuck up
Justin Bieber: no I’m not!

by ImBehindU June 3, 2021

honey mustard fuck

The act of putting honey mustard all over your girls vagina, then putting your penis into it. She then proceeds to lick your dick when finished.

My girl and I honey mustard fucked last night.

by Taintsmellslikepaint June 18, 2021