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BIG DICK DEFEINCEY (BDD)

The opposite of big dick energy. Cocky rather than confident. A person who overcompansates with arrogance and belittlement. One does not need a small penis to have BDD but just lack of self assurance.
"Pete davidson doesn't have BDD."

OR
" OMG this guy keeps gloating about how much of a good guy he is and how great he is in bed"

"Oh! That's a case of BIG DICK DEFEINCEY (BDD)"
by Maisieandcassie May 13, 2019
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big dick energy

Misha Collins and angel among humans who is amazing
by Jun1per518 August 4, 2018
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Zombie Dick

A Zombie Dick is a person who is a or an extremely annoying, egotistical, jerk, asshole, dickface, prick, son-of-a-bitch, etc...(Insert other description of a seriously negative nature). Everything said person touches becomes infected with their negative energy and can turn a whole group people into an angry mob.... This person should be shunned and smite from any area until a cure can be found....preferably by a +1 Mace of Disruption....
Aston Kutcher is a Zombie Dick, everything his dick touches becomes zombified and turns to shit....
by Erock & Ninjamac October 26, 2009
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getting your dick touched

Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.
Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.

Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.
by TimboG April 30, 2006
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dick in your mouth! [DIYM]

shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth
some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you get a good laugh out of it.
by lazerjhole July 25, 2010
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white boy porn dick

otherwise known as WBPD, white boy porn dick is the phenomena of a tall, lanky white man having an absolute hog. mans is shaped like uncooked spaghetti with legs that go up to his sternum, but rest assured, he's packin.
That tall dude you took home last night seemed like kind of a square, how was it?

Girl, white boy porn dick.
by Professor Joan October 28, 2019
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Sucking on your own dick

1. Excessive talking and admiration of your own point of view that you really don’t listen to, or try to really understand, a word someone of a different point of view is saying.
2. Not listening to someone, but going on and on about your opinion and pursuits after they’ve told you they’re not interested, they don’t care, or they don’t know.
1. Jerk: “This character sure flies into a murderous rage when called to account for his politicization of every topic, doesn't he? I'll not let his, and his far-left ilk, continue to use this tactic of ‘fire and run’ anymore. These Anti-Liberty leftists are ready for battle when someone calls them on their obvious bullshit. It won't be good for them, in the end.
Oh...and I love how this poor, put-upon liberal snowflake, threw-in how my comment about his political rant about our environment was "Racist!"
Racist??? Hahahaha. How does this boob think that I'm the one trying to make him look bad, when this fool does it soooo well himself. Does he really think that anyone would take ANY OF HIS INPUT seriously after such a victim statement like that?
TRY HARDER… please…”

Other guy: “Hahahaha...you know, I was just wondering when you were going to stop sucking on your own dick and actually try and understand what I’m really saying!”

2. Girl finally getting a word in, after listening to a guy go on and on about his ex-girlfriend who happens to be her friend, and how his ex is a slut for dumping him, not realizing it’s his own damn fault she dumped him.

Jerk:
“blah, blah, blah, blah…bitch…
blah, blah, blah, blah…slut
blah blah, blah, blah,…whore…”

Girl:
“You know, I was just thinking to myself, how long you were going to go on sucking on your own dick?”
by nutsydriveyou7 June 12, 2017
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