yao mingds that shit

To fornicate with one that you just met within 2 hours.

I yao mingds that shit last night.

I met a girl at a stoplight, then yao mindgs that shit until the sun came up.

by BrockLV August 7, 2008

Dumbest Shit Out There

Luka Travers from Scarlet Nexus

"Hey have you heard of the dumbest shit out there"
"oh are you talking about Luka Travers?"

by sannnnnns September 15, 2021

Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.

"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022

Shit the Bag

When a person dies with a colostomy bag ; the natural body reaction occurs of waste elimination.

Years after the colostomy operation, complications led to her death and she just shit the bag.

by quickyshell August 10, 2018

Cocky Lil shit

A person or situation which combines spoiled and narcissistic behavior. Usually nagging and unbearable for the elderly.

Making Maximes for everything makes Immanuel Kant a cocky Lil shit.

by KingJorge April 17, 2018

Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 8, 2020

Schrittwieser (shit-wiser)

A cheap, young frat boy in his 20’s with aspirations to become some type of doctor.

That cocky little dork sure was a schrittwieser (shit-wiser).

by therealjamesmurph May 10, 2020