Alcatraz sized ass hole

A very wide ass hole, possibly shaped like the Alcatraz island, and very hard to get out of.

Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'

Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."

by She-male women hater July 30, 2012

shitty booty ass crease

shitty booty ass crease is when you take a shit and it gets stuck all up in yo ass crease while looking at the picture often referred to as "shitty ass".

dawg yesterday i had "shitty booty ass crease"

by god defines words 🙏 November 5, 2021

Give me your ass

When you want your girl's ass or she wants yours. U will def grab and slap it i hope you do that

Girl: hey you yes you that ass of yours is so big. Give me your ass
Boy: Yes babe😏
Boy: Do you like it?
Girl: yep hehe😏

by Mike the quiet one December 7, 2021

Fake ass mother fucker

A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.

Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.

Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?

Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?

Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!

Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!

by RainbowTwirk May 23, 2021

my ass

expression that some turists adopts to say Mijas (small touristic town at Costa del Sol, southern Spain)

Excuse me sir, is this the road to my ass?

by doc err0r December 7, 2006

Dick-in-the-booty-ass nigga

Daniel Benjamin Greenblatt. Also a term for anal adventurers of the African American persuasion. Seen in such films as "Black Poles in Dark Holes Three" and "Schindler's List." Daniel received this nickname whilst acting for freaksofcock.com.

Dammit Lawrence, fill up the Brita and quit being a dick-in-the-booty-ass nigga.

by Shlomo Bukkakke January 3, 2008

Bitch made ass nigga

A nigga that is a girls best friend but can never pull

Damn Anthony a bitch made ass nigga and can’t pull desi

by Tfrizzzle23 June 4, 2018