shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit

I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!

by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017

Pickle Shit Faced

When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away

Guy 1: dude I work in 2 hours and I’m still hammered
Guy 2: who cares let’s get pickle shit faced

by Toolbox123 December 7, 2017

Shit Cunt

The worst of blokes, actual cockheads that you want to cave their heads in.

Jonothan Camilleri is an actual shit cunt

by Oaf oaf oaf November 28, 2017

Shit

"i'm going to take a shit" it means poop dip shits it literally means poop it int rlly a fuckin duss word niggassssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!

Shit your such a Shithead!

by Bitch back off! November 29, 2017

shit cocked

When a cock shits

Oh, fuck i just shit cocked

by DaRedShatter November 30, 2017

terror shit

When you need to shit so bad you scream, but nothing comes out and you're left constipated and alone.

I heard screams from the bathroom, someone just had a terror shit.

by JJJasuid November 30, 2017

lil dead shit

Naughty kid aussie slang

Ya lil dead shit

by Western 1234 December 5, 2017