Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017

Rage shit

The act of being so pissed off that when you take a shit, the muscular tension caused by your rage forces the turd out at into a perfect log form.

Damn dude, Mike must have really been pissed off, look at how perfect his rage shit is!

by The guy who chose poorly May 28, 2017

Forever Shitting

When your Boss or supervisor always walks around with a look of "Disgust" on their face.

"My Superintendent Bruce, always walks around with this look on his face, almost as though he is Forever Shitting.

by ZeroFksToGive May 30, 2017

Shit

Shit is a shit that shits all over shits.

#shitbecameshitter.com

Shit. I forgot my back of shitty shit.

by An asshole named james June 1, 2017

Shit

Something that is of no worth or much worth, or just a pile of cow defication.

Get away from my shit!

by CyprusKitty June 8, 2017

Shit sticks

Noun. Anal sex in which there is feces on the male's dick(stick) when pulled out.
See also: Dooky sticks

My man fucked me in the ass so hard girl! He got the shit sticks.

by BedheadRedd June 8, 2017

layed up with the shits

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.

Layed up with the shits

by Big mutha Effin C June 10, 2017