Little Sarah blurted out the surprise party plan, but her mom quickly shushed her with, "Button your lip, Sarah! It's a surprise!"
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Me: you done fell out your tree if you think I'm doing that without gas money!
Me: you done fell out your tree if you think I'm doing that without gas money!
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When you use someone's face as a urinal,
Then do the same at their funeral,
Piss on their grave
When you use someone's face as a urinal,
Then do the same at their funeral,
Piss on their grave
I USE YOUR FACE AS THE URINAL
THEN DO THE SAME AT YOUT FUNERAL
PISS ON YOUR GRAVE
PISS ON YOUR GRAVE
THEN DO THE SAME AT YOUT FUNERAL
PISS ON YOUR GRAVE
PISS ON YOUR GRAVE
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Get the .9.Get Your Eight Hundred Anuda Twenty Seven Out of My Automated Clearing House.9. mug.You aren't protecting women. Is that what KENDRA said happened or is that YOU? Did I make her do anything she didn't want to do or did SHE make ME do something I didn't want to do? I didn't TRY. If I would have TRIED, I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED. She would have been powerless to stop me. YOU didn't even TRY to stop me. So, you COULDN'T stop me from succeeding THERE so now you want to stop me from succeeding NOW. BUT YOU WILL FAIL because I CONTROL WHAT CONSTITUTES SUCCESS. You aren't defending women's choices. You didn't protect Kendra. Is that why she was modeling T-shirts for me and going to brunch and texting me? Because she was just under SO MUCH existential threat the she needs you to come in AFTER THE FACT and stand up for her right to fuck a retard with a fat cock instead of me? Is that's what's happening? You're not stopping any rapes or murders and YOU WILL NEVER do anything to stop ANY rapes or murders. I don't have to respect anything I don't respect and this is where you unironcally insert Uno reverse something-something non-sequitur, right? What did SHE say there? Instead of white knight-ing you're white monday morning quarterbacking. I got a billion dollars to a bucket of dog shit some of them would LET ME make them DO ANYTHING you fucking clown.
Hym "Yeah, not I'm not ever going to say 'I'll respect your choice and not make you do that.' I'll say THAT when you respect someones choice to hire or fire on the basis of race you fucking bagel. She is wrong. I am right. You aren't protecting anyone from evil misogynist. You're deluding yourself with your pretend-play morality that SOMEHOW always ends up with you being the morally superior one. Not that I don't respect the lack of humility. Your empathy is nothing more than a combination selective apathy and pity. You aren't enforcing respect for women, you're instigating disrespect for them. If you have any role in making men respect women, anyone with half a brain in their skull if just going to refuse to do it. That was a somber day for you all the other day, wasn't it? What's that all about? But hey, I'm a huge fan! Do one about that second Full Force Self-Immolation guy. Russell was going to do it but he pivoted to something else I'm curious about that one."
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