egg man

god

literally god (egg man)

by egg man himself March 13, 2021

Burning Man

A pop up festival where financially rich people and those who want to appear rich go and predominantly do sexual activity.

I'm going to burning man to find myself a sugar daddy.

by thelosttwo01 August 23, 2023

Stab a man

To stab someone with a bladed item.

I swear down if this guy doesn't leave me alone i will stab a man

by Ysbahudnxb April 13, 2020

Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Man-pressed

The feeling when you want a man in your life but none are available; man deprived

I'm so man-pressed because I haven't had a boy romantically in my life.

by Violetdavain November 17, 2019

man style

doing something incorrectly and without tools or directions

Bro 1: "Bro, I'm gonna fix the pool table man style."
Bro 2: "Which means the next time we try to play we'll have to fix it again."
Bro 1: "Exactly."

by NewEnglandNinja August 3, 2013

Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them

Expects the worst of things always

And defensive

The paranoid village man doesn’t want to accept that he is always paranoid

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021