that ass could eat you

fucking sexy as fuck, meaning their ass is so good it could eat your dick

Have you seen Lachlan. God damn that ass could eat you!

by gingerbullfrog April 30, 2014

slim thicc with a cute ass

when someone who identifies as a woman has a small waist, but a large butt that also happens to be cute.

Esha: Is Emma slim thicc with a cute ass
Kieran: What do you think
Esha: Yea

by LEDLights August 19, 2017

Carry yo ass to bed

It means to go to sleep.

Carry yo ass to bed before I whoop your ass.

by Me_simply October 31, 2018

National grab gf ass

On April 12th boyfriends must grab their girlfriend's ass. Especially if they are thicc af like my baby. I love you 😍😘❤️

National grab gf ass means grab her nice and firm

by Felix 725273 April 10, 2019

Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight

A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.

Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*

by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019

fucking cunt ass bitch

A friend you love and care about but makes you occasionally contemplate murdering her.

Rhythm : *Does something annoying*
Joe : Nothing would make me happier than choking you to death right here you fucking cunt ass bitch.
Rhythm: So no to the popcorn ?

by musicalwords February 9, 2020

Stick Up His Ass

The tendency to act like a stiff, annoying, ugly, smelly, rigid, controlling, ugly, overreactive, self absorbed fuck face.

Person 1: Hey do you know

Alex
Joey
Alan
Gav
Hayden
Devyn
Jeff
Anthony
Joel
Key
Amir
Marcus
Stiles
Serge
Nick
Shayan
Isaiah
Jordan
Evan
Pepe Le Pu
Jalyn?

Person 2: Yeah he got a Stick Up His Ass. That's on period.

by Petunia L. February 23, 2020