shit man boi

An expression used in moments of excitement or surprise.

-Announcer: Shit man boi! The Patriots have done it again! This time coming back from a 40 point deficit in the 4th quarter to win the Superbowl in overtime, 46-40!

- Fan watching Infinity War as Thanos kills Captain America: Shit man boi! He ripped his arms off!

by Black Goku February 4, 2018

man or bear

An argument which arose on tiktok where women would choose a man or bear to stumble upon their unconscious body in the forest.

Woman 1: Man or Bear?
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”

by hynap May 13, 2024

The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.

I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

my man in Beirut

I know a guy on the inside, someone who has been there, done that.

I want to know more about the islands off the coast of somewhere and my friend has been there so he is my man in Beirut.

by Geteds June 4, 2024

Man

The thing you know you want. You already know you're gay, so this is your sign to talk to him.

"Man I love jerry. I want him to cum inside my ass and slowly lick it." -Everett

by Squidwards Sentient Clarinet April 17, 2025

Wo-man

It’s a cisgender man that has surprisingly annoying emotional energy. #superwhiney

He was hogging the megaphone after saying he would give it back only to then complain about the work that others weren’t doing even though he also wasn’t doing it. Therefore he is indeed a wo-man.

by Ava Ben August 30, 2022

Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

by grimm23 December 13, 2023