eyes turn red

flmaingo referenc?!??!?!?!?
also used in roleplays

person1: EYES TURN RED 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
person2: NO PLEAS DONT KIL MI

by chiaki is real, she is me April 20, 2024

cellular-turd

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.

"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"

by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024

Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

Poppy turner

The best person in the world. She will be with you no matter what and there will never be a moment when she isn’t talking. This girl is so beautiful that you will always compare other people to her. Very kind and loyal to all of her friends and will always support you no matter what.

You’re such a poppy turner.

Poppy turner is so amazing.

by Fhdh May 4, 2024

Screen turnoff

The mongoloid way for a person to communicate screen saving mode and or battery saving mode

Person 1: "How do i turn off the Screen turnoff on mac?"
Person 2: "Do you mean sleep mode?"
Person 1: "Same shit."

by Nick Is Bizarre May 8, 2024

Alex Turner

THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.

That man is so fine, just not as fine as Alex Turner.

by AlexsTurnerussy(PinterestUser) May 14, 2024

wet turtleneck

When a man finishes inside a girls turtleneck and she wears it for the rest of the day.

I gave my girl a wet turtleneck before work, no one knew she had my load under there all day!

by Cheekeemunkey05 May 15, 2024