Pixie shit

Adjective used to describe a gremlin, demogorgon looking-ass , talent-less hoe who who covers bewitched songs.

"hey look, pixie shit's on the tv again"

by Big Tasty Papi April 22, 2017

Shit that ass

When you bang a girl so hard you make her shit herself

"Damn man, I heard you banged Wendy so good you made her shit that ass"

by Assshittinglegend April 28, 2017

shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.

Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

Piece of shit

A piece of feces/crap usually flushed down the toilet. Most people don't care about it or hate it (especially after flushing).

OMG!!! That's a piece of shit. Imma flush it down the toilet.

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.

That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"

by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017

Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.

*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

by bitchassonthehodickassonthego October 3, 2017

Reverse Shit-covered Nutsack

When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.

Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...

by TallTin September 18, 2017