Shit the bed

When someone fucks up

When billy busted a but in his girlfriends pussy he proclaimed "I shit the bed"

by Spike_the_pike October 12, 2017

shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower

"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."

by Fucking moron October 17, 2017

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Shit Talk

something hyp likes doing on emerald

kys shit talk about being rich

by silver6996 October 18, 2017

Squirrel shit

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.

Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!

by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017

Battle-shit

Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships

Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Popcorn kiddie shit

Childish games,

I’m not doing this popcorn kiddie shit anymore

by Say.. October 22, 2017