ASK UR CRUSH OUT DAY

Ask ur crush out day! November 2nd. A day where u ask ur crush out.

Lisa: hey Jonathan its ask ur crush out day will u go out with me.
Jonathan: sure!

by Cute_dayss November 02, 2019

ur family tree LGBT

The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one*.
Billy- “Hey peter”

Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”

Billy-“What?”

Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”

*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*

*-UNLESS karamjit mom ultra gaye.

james:"ur family tree lgbt"

harsh:"no u"
james:"holup! *checks if karamjeet mom ultra gaye*
karamjeet: "oshid"

by drunkunsniper March 29, 2018

ur mum mega big gey

theres no coming back from that

Ur mum gey
no u
Ur mum mega big gey
*dies*

by SexyAshienBoi March 07, 2018

Bill nye ur moms a guy

Something nice to say to everyone they will not beat you they will say thank you

Hello did you know that bill nye ur moms a guy

by Guccigangurmumgayurdadlesbian October 18, 2018

Ur pa wears a bra

Ur pa (grandpa) wears a bra is worse than ur mom gay,ur dad lesbian, Ur granny tranny and ur sister a mister combined. Be careful how you use it.

Brad:"Don't make me say it."
John:"Say it cunt."
Brad:"UR PA WEARS A BRA"
John:*evaporates from planet earth*

by Puga C. March 18, 2018

ur wife has no life

As I'm typing this, I am slowly dying from heat stroke because of this insult. Never use it, unless you want to die.

some heckin bicher: ur wife has no life
everyone: mR sTaRk...

by john stromboli February 16, 2021

Ur mum gay lol

Daddy

Yeet 1:go die in whole
Yeet 2:ur mum gay lol

by Yeeeturmumgaylol October 01, 2020