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MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.
When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022
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Toilet tumble

When you shit so hard you fall off the toilet aggressively
I just toilet tumbled and it was amazing
by Fellowbeechnega December 24, 2019
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Skibidi Toilet

A truly phenomenal sensation that has taken the Internet by storm.

It is a saga depicting the brutal, unending war against the Camera-Heads and the Skibidi Toilets, with each side inflicting countless casualties. While the purpose of their quarrel remains unclear to historians and all interested parties following the conflict, what becomes readily evident is the lengths that both the Camera-Heads and Skibidi Toilets will reach in order to achieve victory. Innumerable atrocities have been committed by both sides against the other, with neutral UN-representatives citing both sides as having violated the Geneva Convention more times than was thought possible.
Yet, with both sides ignoring calls for remediation, the crisis shows no signs of stopping.
British fellow: Oh great Scott, I have gone and contracted cholera. I might as well prepare some tea and tune in to some news over the Skibidi Toilet conflict.
by skibidi toilet enthusiast January 19, 2024
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toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.
I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.
by SouthJaw July 13, 2012
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Squat Toilet

A toilet design used mostly in Japan and Asia. To use it, remove your pants, then squat over the pan and poop.
I just learned how to use a squat toilet!
by Dongnugget December 24, 2020
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Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.
"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"
by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020
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Toilet trading

Exchanging any type of sex for money in a men’s public bathroom.
I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.
by Rolin Derty October 1, 2018
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