Duck Fever

The next big "epidemic" that the government will make up too keep us on our toes. Will come shortly after Pig flu is forgotten.

"Jonny has Duck Fever"
"That sucks man, he had swine flu a couple months ago!!"

by drjemt May 6, 2009

fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by TK May 13, 2005

toilet duck

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Duck Fucker

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck

Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"

by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009

scrooge ducking

the act of taking coins and pouring them on top of your body for physical and emotional pleasure, thus evoking the image of Scrooge McDuck from the DuckTales television series.

Kevin released his pent up sexual urges and satisfied his child-like curiosity by scrooge ducking with his rubles while studying abroad. To say the least: clean-up was a mess.

by Chicken McNuggs July 8, 2010

pressed duck

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.

He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.

by JosephusPhallis March 30, 2021

Cluster Duck

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself

Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally

by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020