born on bed while your parents did the dirty

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex

bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024

hyper bed

Hyper bed is a thing where you bring your bf/gf and you get naked and he shoves his cock inside your booty

Man my bae took me to that hyper bed of you know what I'm saying

by Bootyman162 June 14, 2017

bed shed

The action of progressively taking off more and more clothes while in bed due to sweatiness or general discomfort (I'm looking at you socks) until one is usually down to their underwear. Tends to be more awkward at sleepovers.

Dad: "Hey Jimmy, bring up all your laundry before you go to bed"
Jimmy: "I'm gonna end up bed shedding anyways, so I'll just bring it up in the morning"

by JimmyMahfety711 June 3, 2021

Bed cakes

The sludgeking and misses sludge having cakes or donuts in bed.

Look at them having bed cakes!

by SludgeKingJR October 17, 2025

Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.

Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"

by Fuk U kawa February 21, 2019

Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)

Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed

by funny jokes July 10, 2020

Go to bed about it

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.

He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!

Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.

by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025