wet the dirt

To apply lubricant to the ass hole before anal sex

Sheena told Ron that if he was gonna put his dick in her ass, he had better wet the dirt first

by brazildude April 6, 2015

magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.

A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"

by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024

Dirt talk

an alternative to "trash talk", when trash doesn't quite do it justice. Can be used interchangeably, or as a stronger version, or as a more playful version

"I'm gonna crush you at Mario Tennis later today"
"ooh, dirt talk"

by philcagitz July 25, 2024

Dirt

Used as a word often referring to something 'good' or similar. Similarly to how 'filth' or 'disgusting' is used to describe something incredible. Used most commonly in the Birmingham and surrounding West Midlands areas.

"Did you see Daley's try the other day"
"Yeah dude that ball was absolute dirt!"

"Well done on getting the job bro, that salary is dirt!"

by ggoucher January 17, 2018

dirt purse

The area in which contraband is stored, kept, or stashed, when one is about to become incarcerated.

Johnny, the cops are coming, stash the shit in your dirt purse!

by WarpedMind46563 July 31, 2017

dirt sunday

ice cream with a donut on top

I ate a dirt sunday at the place.

by Billy March 19, 2005

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023