boot

A word which you call someone when they are a pure idiot/dickhead/dork.

Comes from "car boot", where the reject kid goes when there is no more room in the car.

"Can you believe that Tom bought Crocs?"
"That kid is a Boot"

"Today I spent all day watching re-runs of Friends"
"Boot"

*dances like a complete idiot*
"Boot..."

by boot___ January 17, 2008

Connecticut boot-licker

When the female shits on the males foot and licks it clean while tickling the other foot

My wife gave me a Connecticut boot-licker last night, it was sooo hot

by Proud Connecticut resident August 19, 2025

boots on

(with my) boots on
All the way. Full On.

This expression is often followed by "boy" or "baby".

"You already had twelve beers. Are you sure you really wanna take shots now?"
"Hell yeah! I'm going in with my boots on boy"
*proceeds to downing three shots*

by TrumpJizz6969 June 13, 2020

mississippi mud boot

Foot in Anus.

I can't sick down because I got Mississippi mud boot last night at the Trump rally.

by poopNow July 11, 2016

Boots to trainers

Working at something for a long time.

I’ve been at my essay like boots to trainers.

by Jon berg 17 March 3, 2024

dook-boot

Your trunk, butt, ass, if you will, after one has shit their pants, most likely at Walmart.

You're missing out on the true spirit of walmart, show up to the register with dook-boot and argue over the price of your items

by SwaggyTheClown July 7, 2021

A boot

To get "a boot" is when someone under age uses an adult to buy them alcohol.

"Dude where did you get this 6-pack?"

"I got a boot from Jeff!"

by Canadian swag boi October 10, 2015