duck's breakfast

A drink of water. Originally British, or so says my British grandmother.

Whew, it's hot - let me go get a quick duck's breakfast.

by Mandy C. August 30, 2005

fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by TK May 13, 2005

toilet duck

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Duck Fucker

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck

Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"

by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009

pressed duck

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.

He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.

by JosephusPhallis March 30, 2021

tame duck

An outgoing president who has no real power and never had before, being himself ruled like a puppet by his master.

- Why does Medvedev look so upset of losing the office? For him, nothing has changed - he never was a president and wouldn't be again.
- Yeah, the tame duck is just quacking.

by Comestuff September 27, 2011

duck with an i

When you accidently press the wrong button on the keyboard. Think about it, I is right beside u.

Duck with an I. Pressing u instead of i

by Luke has a big duck! January 20, 2015