An eight piece ska band from Ney York. Songs include "Ballad of the Chairy Tree", "Just Kidding", and infamous covers of "Someday" by The Strokes, and "Superheroes" by The Greenertons. Their fanbase is composed mostly of TEH LADAYS.
Nick the Rick: Dude, I found this new awesome band called Number One Dad
Keenan: Dude, I know, I'm in that band
Nick The Rick: Oh ya, you must get a lot of TEH LADAYS
Keenan: Dude, I know, I'm in that band
Nick The Rick: Oh ya, you must get a lot of TEH LADAYS
by kroberts8 September 10, 2008
Get the number one dadmug. A loosly coined phrase in an attempt to cast all blame on the divorce, kids problems, ex white trash...I mean wifes problems, etc. Of course the ex never had anything to do with any of the marriage problems. Was put through school by the "dead beat dad" and forgot what she ate or wiped her ass with while she was doing it. The phrase is used in place of "your dad" or "your father" when addressing the children. This is an attempt to cast away all blame on "Mom of the year" and cast all misfortune on "The dead beat dad". Using laws written in the 1920's and 1930's, perfect moms are able to go to court, get a sizable portion of "dead beat dads" paycheck, give him the honor of being able to see his kids every other weekend, or at the last minute when mama's "going out", then re-enforce to the kids with cute little comments like, "Too bad your dad wont spend more time with you", or "I know, I know. Your dad never has any money". This along with many other factors leaves the child with the impression that almighty mom is perfect and dead beat dad, is just that, a dead beat. I mean really, how hard is it to program a 3 year old when you have them 90% of the time and 15 years to work on them. As time progresses, mom of the year usually ends up being 45 years old, looking like hammered dog shit, 6 kids from 3 different dads (all of course are dead beats). She is drunk by 10am on scotch, but thats ok because she has a nice business that she should really incorporate, because all the checks comming in between child support and alimony is a pain in the ass to keep track of. Of course all her problems are associated with the ex's, kids are hooked on drugs, daily gang bangs, and drink like fishes, but hey, they learned from the best huh?! As her tax writeoffs...I mean income producers...I mean kids get older, this is all they know, so the cycle repeats itself. Of course its all the dead beat dads fault, because the "sorry bastard" never spent time with his kids, and if he wanted to see them more he should have fought in court for the right!
Kid#1 Hey pal, why dont you ever talk about your dad?
Kid#2 My mom says he's a dead beat dad and he only wants to see me every now and then.
Kid#1 It must be right if your mom says so huh?
Kid#2 Yea, must be. He never has any money and lives in a shitty apartment anyway.
Kid#1 Doesnt he drive like 3 hours to get you though?
Kid#2 Yea
Kid#1 Man, I wish my dad would spend 10 minutes with me. By the way, You sure have a lot of cool shit. iPod, PS3, clothes, skateboard, cell phone, and scooter.
Kid#2 Yea, my mom is so cool huh?
Kid#2 My mom says he's a dead beat dad and he only wants to see me every now and then.
Kid#1 It must be right if your mom says so huh?
Kid#2 Yea, must be. He never has any money and lives in a shitty apartment anyway.
Kid#1 Doesnt he drive like 3 hours to get you though?
Kid#2 Yea
Kid#1 Man, I wish my dad would spend 10 minutes with me. By the way, You sure have a lot of cool shit. iPod, PS3, clothes, skateboard, cell phone, and scooter.
Kid#2 Yea, my mom is so cool huh?
by Mr. Response February 15, 2006
Get the dead beat dadmug. The opposite of "ur mom gay".
by Jeannnnnnnz June 12, 2018
Get the ur dad lesbianmug. A man bun dad is a young father, usually of post-grad school age and/or status. Defining characteristics include:
- A hearty man bun
- A startup family with one or two small children
- Carhartt's work pants, folded up to reveal Chaco sandals or an ankle tattoo from youth
- Tee shirt from a brewery or outdoors store in whatever liberal college town they've decided to pitch a nest in
- Promising future with a green tech company or something of that good yuppie nature
- A hearty man bun
- A startup family with one or two small children
- Carhartt's work pants, folded up to reveal Chaco sandals or an ankle tattoo from youth
- Tee shirt from a brewery or outdoors store in whatever liberal college town they've decided to pitch a nest in
- Promising future with a green tech company or something of that good yuppie nature
by Mollsballs September 13, 2015
Get the Man Bun Dadmug. An incredibly wonderful item, that dangles and sways with the beat of your heart, and the sound of breathe. Otherwise known as a penis. Or: p.diddly danglie, doo dad dangleykins, ding dong dangle, dingle dangle, etc.
Hey! What are you doing! Sara, stop touching me with your dangly doo dad! Your wang is incredibly nice, but a bit too dangly.
by biggestwangintheuniverse May 1, 2009
Get the Dangly Doo Dadmug. by Karma will get you! April 20, 2022
Get the Dad left for milkmug. by AyodatLib December 16, 2006
Get the your dad says nomug.