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Russian monkey fucking

The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings
Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!

Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!

Boy 1- Got damn
by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck April 29, 2021
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russian backdoor overture

A reverse titty fuck (Russian) where a man jerks himself off to completion using another’s ass crack.
Jared Kushner is very excited for his ‘Russian backdoor overture’ tonight.
by Wingding November 16, 2017
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Russian Pay Phone

The act of violently ramming large anal beads into someone’s anus and listening to their screams.
Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.
by ChayneRex August 18, 2018
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The Russian candy apple

The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.
by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017
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Russian Pork Chop

Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ

she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.
Dude, I got a great Russian Pork chop yesterday!
by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017
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russian passion flakie

Russian Passion Flakie

The act of giving rubbing ones pubic hair and scratching their dandruff out of their hair
Hayley gave me a hard Russian passion flakie last night and I'm still all red
by Squishy Frog March 23, 2021
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Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.
Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan
by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020
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