When you raw dog a married bitch and let her possibility of getting pregnant determine the fate of her marriage
Jimmy fucked Johnny’s wife with no condom, johnny’s wife got knocked up, Because she lost the game of fidelity Russian roulette. Now Johnny’s wife is jimmy’s pregnant girlfriend
by Rolllinstone July 2, 2018
Get the fidelity russian roulettemug. A russian bow-tie is when a man has his testicles cut off and shoved down his throat before death. one on each side of the adam's apple resembles the look of a bow-tie Usually, a sign they are a snitch (доносчик), disrespected someone in the group, or to send a message.
Gopnik gangster 1: You should have seen it! I had to run in 5 meters in the snow to catch this guy. Used a splitting ax to take off his testicles for the trouble it brought me. lol
Gopnik gangster 2: Is Boris talking about that story again? He tells everyone that one "Russian bow-tie" story
Gopnik gangster 3: He just got to the part about the splitting ax
Gopnik gangster 2: Is Boris talking about that story again? He tells everyone that one "Russian bow-tie" story
Gopnik gangster 3: He just got to the part about the splitting ax
by woochef September 14, 2020
Get the russian bow-tiemug. A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.
Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
Get the Russian Lawn Mowermug. Where beauty meets the beast.
A tantalizing gathering of luscious Eastern European femininity found living in cyberspace. Women of all ages, preferences as well as intent; each looking to share a happy ending with that special someone.
A tantalizing gathering of luscious Eastern European femininity found living in cyberspace. Women of all ages, preferences as well as intent; each looking to share a happy ending with that special someone.
by Lukeenluv June 19, 2016
Get the Hot Russian Bridesmug. by Razorclaw the crab May 27, 2021
Get the Russian Holy Watermug. Russian Passion Flakie
The act of giving rubbing ones pubic hair and scratching their dandruff out of their hair
The act of giving rubbing ones pubic hair and scratching their dandruff out of their hair
by Squishy Frog March 23, 2021
Get the russian passion flakiemug. by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020
Get the Russian wedding ringmug.