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down the post office

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment
Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.
by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017
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Post-Nut Munchies

That great feeling of hunger you get when you finish spamming your ham, debugging your hard drive, or any other act of that nature.
Friend 1: Ahh man, I just got done wanking my willy and I am super hungry. I have the post-nut munchies
Friend 2: What the fuck
by PackedRaccoon June 29, 2022
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Post-nut Feels

The feeling many get, it's not warm, it's not cold. It's not happy, it's not sad. It's the feeling of nothing you get after you nut. You may ask yourself, "Why did I do this? Why is this a substitute to my lack of romance? Why does this pleasure end with such dread? Masturbation for many is an escape for the lack of love they receive from others.

This very feeling destroys most, it's that feeling of hopelessness. You don't wanna do this, yet you do. You want out of here, yet you're trapped. We are all bound by this pleasure, yet we fail to break the shackles.
Dude don't talk to me right now... I'm having bad post-nut feels.
by FlowFi November 9, 2020
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Post-scran-scran

A meal eaten after the main meal.
It might be just a snack or another entire meal depending on your hunger, appetite and stamina.
Always savory and not sweet like duff, pre-scran-duff or post-duff-duff.
A couple of hours after a meal you might get the munchies and order in a kebab, or a curry.
After a meal out in a fancy restaurant you might still be hungry and go for some post-scran-scran at macdonalds.
by Napa Ben May 5, 2011
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Post-cereal material

Nelly had stomach cramps....she badly needed to get to the bowel bowl to release some post-cereal material.
by Zonal K September 27, 2019
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post boredom depression

The period of boredom experienced by an individual, during a post sports season.
-What's wrong with Davis?

-He's just suffering from post boredom depression. He's never the same after football season is over.
by Jeffy_912 March 4, 2015
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Post Eurovision Depression

The depression you get around the middle of may, when you realize this year's Eurovision is over and wont happen again with the same artists. This may get especially worse near September when the next years Eurovision season officially starts
"Hey are you excited for next year's Eurovision? "

"No... I still have post Eurovision depression... "
by Olahatesyou October 13, 2023
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