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Bavarian polonaise

The sexual act of building a row of young virgins dressed in traditional Bavarian dirndl. The first in the row receives a cumshot in her mouth. Gargling the cum for at least a minute and then passing it to the next in the row.
Tonight we do an bavarian polonaise
by Z80 September 24, 2019
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Spooky Poon

A haunted vagina, typically ancient and belonging to a ghost or a dead body. Sometimes referred to as 'spoon' for short.
"Oh man I went to the graveyard yesterday and saw a ghost with a Spooky Poon. It was terrifying!"
"That dead body Ted dug up last night had a real Spoon man!"
by Nugz March 19, 2020
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Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.
Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.
by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020
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phat poon

when you take a fat shit on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it and picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back up there.
me and my girl phat pooned yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday
by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021
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flabba poon tang

by anonymous February 11, 2021
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Turgid Poco

by Thisisapseudoname March 28, 2021
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cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.
Cat poon is a cats poon.
by UMBR4PARADOX August 3, 2021
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