peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

by Ms. Katrina October 25, 2017

Pertifrated Pipe

A pertifrated pipe is designed with small slots or holes to allow water to exit or enter easily, but can only be supplied and installed in Sunderland.

This type of pipe is frequently used for underground drainage systems and other outdoor uses due to its ability to absorb and drain water in and around the Sunderland area.

We need to dig a trench to install the pertifrated pipe. This should resolve the drainage issues we have in Sunderland.

by Drainage King February 23, 2024

Put your grandma in the pipe.

A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.

Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.

by Glitchurr October 12, 2025

Clutch pipe

A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.

"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."

by Clutchpipekilla September 4, 2014

Pipe Cleaner

When a woman is taking a shit while giving her man a blowjob.

My man gave me one hell of a Pipe Cleaner last night!

by The hottest mom ever May 29, 2023

Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”

Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-

by yourface019 January 10, 2021

pipe

often referred to a gun.

Let me tuck this pipe; the cops bout to pull up.

by intro291 March 7, 2021