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Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.
Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."
by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025
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pipe

often referred to a gun.
Let me tuck this pipe; the cops bout to pull up.
by intro291 March 7, 2021
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Clutch pipe

A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.
"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."
by Clutchpipekilla September 4, 2014
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Pipe Cleaner

When a woman is taking a shit while giving her man a blowjob.
My man gave me one hell of a Pipe Cleaner last night!
by The hottest mom ever May 29, 2023
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Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes
I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.
by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 19, 2024
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hotdog cubical-pipe

A Hotdog cubicalpipesalt is when a male genitalia is inserted into a popcorn basket and the salt gets on the purple glands under the head.
" I heard marry saw justin try to put his cock in a popcron basket but he got a Hotdog Cubical-pipe. "
by Bubbles&Nubs September 18, 2016
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Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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