Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

by Track and Shield November 12, 2021

Peanut Butter Smack

While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.

Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “

Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”

by RX1D August 15, 2021

Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021

Peanut butter

Defined to be summarized as a way to describe someone who is brain dead.

That person came out of surgery acting like peanut butter

by PeanuttButterr September 10, 2021

Penus

Typically used to call girls who are named 'venus'. Because coincidentally, venus rhymes with penus. Futhermore, girls also typically do not have a 'penus' per say. Thats why its funny.

Get your hands off my things PENUS!

by Vitlover777 September 30, 2021

Penusio

Another word for a man’s penis

Man did you see Andy at the stall earlier? He has one large penusio!

by Jimothy Trickington October 1, 2021

Penus Fly Trap

A large penis belonging to a douche bag that catches chics left and right when swung

He just swings his penis and chics are caught in his penus fly trap!

by Imlaurietoo October 5, 2021