Bean Baby

A bean baby is the outcome of eating a shit-ton of beans and having liquid, molten diarrhea.

"Those delicious beans your mom made last night gave me a total bean baby this morning."

"Really? That sucks."

by Dr.Dogs November 16, 2017

hulk beans

A Bean That Is Mean Giant And Green.

You Wont Like Them When Their Angry

by pronunseeashun August 8, 2003

Anal Beans

Any type of bean place inside of your rectum to gain intense and sexual pleasure.

I walked in on my mom using anal beans last night.

by KoolDashKid June 18, 2016

bean up

to take ephedrine pills to get high.

Let's bean up before hittin' the club!

by sd619 July 2, 2008

bean cracker

A bean cracker is the result of one parent being a spic (hispanic) and the other being a cracker (white).

Kate is a bean cracker.

by tite ass January 14, 2009

Beans in the can

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.

"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."

by King Dubya May 13, 2005

Shit beans

the opposite of cool beans
used when something doesnt go your way; used for something relatively small or something that doesnt have a huge impact on life

"ah shit beans i stubbed my toe", "shit beans they scored"

by sharky20 May 30, 2007