Nice things

What a woman will call blow job because she thinks the word blow job is disgusting. Ironically she will put a pisstop dick in her mouth and suck it till it explodes and thats not disgusting to her. Go Figure

The kids are in bed would you like some nice things?

by poppa longo January 19, 2010

nice

Verb -To be nice
To rape someone (or just excessively wet willy them) and try to convince them that it's nice and they should like it.

Victim: WTF?!
Rapist: This is nice. It hurts now but it will feel nice soon. Shhh don't tell anyone or i won't be nice to you anymore. I've been nice to all your friends and family...
Victim: I don't like this
Rapist: Stop lying it's nice. EVERYONE is doing it. Shhh... SHHHHHH! IT'S NICE I PROMISE **wet willy** See isn't this nice? Yes it's niiiiiice (:

by Silalalalaa October 9, 2008

Nice

An abbreviation of the beer: Natural Ice

Person One: "Funnell this Nice and you are well on your way to becoming fucked up my good friend"

Person Two: "Thanks dude!...ahhh nothing nicer than a nice Nice!!"

by Pumpetron July 8, 2010

nice bro

not caring...i get it....its ok that your wrong

i just made a hefty buck"...."nice bro, i give a fuck!!!

by asaps15 October 10, 2010

Nicaraguan Tranny Surprise

A woman stands over her subject, as part of a golden shower. The subject is expecting to be peed on. When the woman starts to urinate, her male partner approaches from behind and sticks his penis in her urinary steam from behind. The woman's urine then appears to be coming from a tranny penis. The male partner then starts urinating, doubling the urine stream.

Ron paid $100 for a golden shower from Hazel. He got more than he bargained for when Hazel's husband, Joey, joined her in giving Ron a Nicaraguan Tranny Surprise.

by cracky jacky from Forest August 11, 2009

nice pull

Acknowledegemnt of a good burp.

That was Nice pull Wes ...

by ajester January 16, 2007

How about a nice cold cup of stfu

Cold water :)

How about a nice cold cup of stfu :)

by bjx March 29, 2003