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Monkey Mouth

Someone talkin on n on bout shit they have no idea about
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Stuttering mumbling
Goofy: aye foo... I like cant even... man Im like bro... you my homie... bro I like remember... remember that time when?...

Me*Internally*: IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MONKEY MOUTHING ASS THE FUCK UP!
by Munki King November 24, 2020
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Box Monkey

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."
by Kittylace August 28, 2008
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clown monkey

1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.
Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.
by bigtimehotshot October 18, 2011
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valley monkey

Referring to a person of Indian descent due to the geographical nature of their homeland being a giant valley. Valley monkeys are known to be exporters of carpets, magical carpets, and tigers.
Shopper 1: Hey where can I get a flying carpet like Aladdin had?
Shopper 2: Let's go to that Indian store.
Shopper 1: Oh, you mean that one owned by that valley monkey?
Shopper 2: Yeah, that one.
by Kookookachoomrmagoo October 17, 2011
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monkey kitty

a badass grey kitten who's owned by a chonga and a favorite among the alley cat chumps. She prowls the streets of miami beach in a multi-striped halter walking on a leash. She smells real sexy like and will pounce if you step on her game. tha's right
"Damn Milagros, where'd monkey kitty learn to creep all all puma like dat?"
by Odelis April 9, 2008
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rm monkey

A "rm monkey" is a specific form of computer hacker, one who delights in hacking into a computer system and deleting everything on it. The items deleted don't have to be important or necessary; to a rm monkey, successful hacking is like a fire sale: everything must go.

This name comes from the *nix command "rm," which removes a file/folder/etc from a computer. The particular comman that rm monkeys enjoy is "rm -rf *", which recursively destroys every single file on a computer, until something really important/essential is deleted and the sysem can no longer function.
Did you hear? ub3r_1337_h4x0r just gained root access to the company's network and fucking NUKED the thing. He's definitely an rm monkey.
by rm monkey April 29, 2012
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monkey hung

1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness. Trophy Hung
"Wow, after she laughed at me, I really feel like a monkey hung."
by JnglKng April 15, 2005
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