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There's always a bigger Mike

There's always a bigger Mike
by 3-Seat November 27, 2021
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Mike from the Queens

A man of true power, who beats up drug dealers and sends the homeless OUT of HIS pub. Bottles benches and sorts bitches out.
by Chundering December 13, 2019
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smoking mike tyson

"we were smoking mike tyson the other day"

"Oh shit he got that mike tyson weed"

"we about to go get hella lifted, we got that mike tyson weed"
by JustDatGuy2 December 8, 2013
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Butter Miking the Ranch

When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.
I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!
by Beekeeper Jeff April 19, 2019
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taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013
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D. Mike Ehrmantraut

D. Mike Ehrmantraut: "I wouldn't do that Walter..."
Walter: "Why not D. Mike Ehrmantraut?"
by Boat21 January 25, 2022
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Can't Guard Mike

Someone you literally cannot guard, not even Michael Thomas' blankets can cover him.
Josh Norman got benched because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit Norman fucking sucks.
by maianis December 24, 2019
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