May 30th 

Smack A Girl On The Ass Day

Hey today is May 30th. So I have request. So particularly every May 30th meaning that a boy or girl. Slaps any girl ass. Ironically I would but, that would be very disrespectful. So i will not do it.

May 30th by PoopyDoopieOOPIE May 29, 2022

may 3

the best person ever’s birthday

“hey dude what’s so special about may 3rd?”
“bro that’s the best person’s birthday”

may 3 by i.f.y.k.y.k. October 30, 2022

May 19

girls have to send a booty pic to their man on this day

yo babygirl its may 19

May 19 by Slimfuck May 19, 2020

May 16 

God was born

Who was born on May 16?
God

May 16 by Jamessssss111 November 22, 2021

May 4 

National LOVE Morgan day!! Tell a morgan how much u love her.

person #1: it’s may 4!
person #2: OMG tell morgan how much u love her.

May 4 by momodown October 21, 2019

May I take your hat sir? 

The question asked to anyone displaying extreme stupidity,unintelligent,or un-ruly has to be be dealt with in the most appropriate matter.

Since Jamal thought slapping the ass of Tyrone's girl was funny, Tyrone came over and said "May I take your hat sir?" and proceeded to beat the day light out of Jamal.

May I take your hat sir? by EdgeMaster_E May 23, 2018

May 28th 

Hey evy here it’s my birthday and no one really remembers so here’s my snap so you can snap me a happy birthday snap :) @evelynn_0528

Happy snapping!

Also hi if anyone I know sees this so on May 28th wish me a happy birthday for gods sake

May 28th by Yourmainho12 October 21, 2019