A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
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Person A: Allison can't come to the mall today because her mom wants her to stay at home.
Person B: That's so loser!
Person A: Did you notice that Kim wore the same exact dress as you to the party?
Person B: That's so loser!
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Person B: That's so loser!
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Person B: That's so loser!
Person A: Sorry I didn't call you back last night. My phone died.
Person B: That's so loser!
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This was named because of the entrance of Rulon Gardner into the Show, who defeated the Best Olympic Wrestler in history what came to be known as the Miracle on the Mat
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Ray: Rulon Gardner will be on The Biggest Loser this year.
Barry: Must be The Biggest Loser: Miracles.
Barry: Must be The Biggest Loser: Miracles.
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