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Lilly-Livered-Sloppy-Chops 

An unidentifiable clump of food on a dinner plate.

(Word was originally invented in 1996 by a kid named Jazzy Bazzy in a small town in Alabama and is widely used around the country today)
Joe: "Hey, Mikey, what is this shit your mom is feedin' us?"

Mikey: "I dunno, looks like some Lilly-Livered-Sloppy-Chops to me!"

Both: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Joe: "Wisely put!"
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Weak Livered Milk Drinker 

Old Nordic insult that implies someones a coward and a pussy who can't hold their liquor and thus drinks milk.
Imperial man bumps into a Nord
Nord: Watch it you weak livered milk drinker!!!
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Black lives matter 

They do.
Hey dude black lives matter!! Other dude: YES THEY DO
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livefree 

A common name (handle) for someone from New Hampshire, where the state slogan is "Live Free or Die!" This slogan appears on the automobile license plate, and on the state seal. It reflects the pre-democrat government position of small government, and "leave me the hell alone" mentality of residents of New Hampshire, until the early 21st century.
Livefree, bitches! The following are not required: motorcycle helmets, auto insurance, gun-free zones. The first two are recommended. The third is thanks to a police state.
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how the other half lives

A phrase used to describe the working conditions of the lower class, often involving tiresome labor, menial tasks, and/or generally bullshit jobs.
Example 1:
Friend: My parents want me to get a job or else they will kick me out of house, but it's totally stupid because they're rich and don't need any rent money.
You: Have you considered that maybe they just want you see how the other half lives, or maybe they think that 26 is way too fucking old to be mooching off senior citizens, you entitlement douche?
Friend: Hey fuck you man!

Example 2:
Friend: I thought going into the armed services as an officer would be way better than going in enlisted, but yesterday I spent the entire night standing guard over my platoon's weapons as they all slept.
You: It is possible that your superiors just want you to see how the other half lives.
Friend: Perhaps, but it still sucks ass.

my boyfriend lives in Canada

Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.

Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.
Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!